Richard wanted to have a relaxing picnic.
He was about to sink his teeth into
a scrumptious sandwich...
...when he heard a voice.
He'd heard that lustful,
high-pitched sort of tone before.
He immediately starting thinking
about defense tactics...
...when all of the sudden, he was robbed!
Richard realized it wasn't his hot bod
that had been in danger, but his lunch!
He stood there in shock as his sandwich
disappeared in the blink of an eye.
He would have given the thief a lecture on manners,
except he couldn't get in a single word!
Somewhere in the babbling, he was presented a gift...
and didn't have the heart to hold a grudge
over his stolen meal.
Richard obliged when asked for an autograph...
...and even posed for a photo.
These days, Richard always takes TWO sandwiches
on his picnics, just in case any crazy pregnant ladies stroll by.
Just a little treat for my blog readers.
Not available as a YT video.