If Nat wrote fanfic...

...it would have to be dorky
and full of photos!


There once was a sexy beast named Sir Gizzy of Hotness.

Gizzy was jaded and misunderstood, but had a soft heart underneath all that leather.

Robin, the weasel who thought he was

soooo smooth with the ladies, was his arch nemesis.

Gizzy had to constantly watch his back. 
Let's watch it with him...

Luckily, Giz was pretty handy with a sword,

plus he could easily disguise himself as his alter ego, Long-Haired Gizzy.

The pair hated each other.

Gizzy couldn't stand Robin's dorky-look-with-the-furrowed-eyebrows.

Robin was jealous of Gizzy's Guyliner

and felt threatened by his smouldering good looks...

but despite Robin's insecurities, Gizzy didn't want his woman!

No, his heart was set on another,

although he would never ever admit it to anyone!

Her name was Roselyn.  Princess Roselyn, that is...

who happened to be the younger sister of King Richard and Prince John. 

Although Gizzy had never been formally introduced to Roselyn,

he had studied her from afar. How did she not notice his piercing stare

fixed upon her? Nobody knows... but there he'd be, brooding and staring and

thinking all sorts of naughty thoughts every time he gazed in her direction.

To be continued...

maybe.

*Disclaimer: obviously, Nat is NOT a writer!!!*

Now put your dorktastic thinking caps on!

I am currently taking recommendations for a title of this masterpiece.

The one that makes me laugh out loud the most will be given the honor. :)