Apr 12, 2011

If Nat wrote fanfic...


...it would have to be dorky
and full of photos!


There once was a sexy beast named Sir Gizzy of Hotness.
Gizzy was jaded and misunderstood, but had a soft heart underneath all that leather.

Robin, the weasel who thought he was
soooo smooth with the ladies, was his arch nemesis.

Gizzy had to constantly watch his back. 
Let's watch it with him...

Luckily, Giz was pretty handy with a sword,
plus he could easily disguise himself as his alter ego, Long-Haired Gizzy.

The pair hated each other.
Gizzy couldn't stand Robin's dorky-look-with-the-furrowed-eyebrows.

Robin was jealous of Gizzy's Guyliner
and felt threatened by his smouldering good looks...
but despite Robin's insecurities, Gizzy didn't want his woman!

No, his heart was set on another,
although he would never ever admit it to anyone!

Her name was Roselyn.  Princess Roselyn, that is...
who happened to be the younger sister of King Richard and Prince John. 
Although Gizzy had never been formally introduced to Roselyn,
he had studied her from afar. How did she not notice his piercing stare
fixed upon her? Nobody knows... but there he'd be, brooding and staring and
thinking all sorts of naughty thoughts every time he gazed in her direction.

To be continued...
maybe.

*Disclaimer: obviously, Nat is NOT a writer!!!*


Now put your dorktastic thinking caps on!
I am currently taking recommendations for a title of this masterpiece.
The one that makes me laugh out loud the most will be given the honor. :)


27 comments:

Musa said...

Hilarious! Best fanfic yet!

(I'll be happy to watch his back all the time, to protect him of course)

Egads - a title! Well, I'll give it a try:

Love Among the Leather

Miss Gwenea said...

Ahahaha! This is brilliant! Robin is SUCH a weasel...

Oh gosh, a title! Er...
The Leather and The Weasel?
it's horrid, but it's the best I can do!

onemorelurker1 said...

"*Disclaimer: obviously, Nat is NOT a writer!!!*"

Are you kidding me? I'd like the next chapter ASAP...pretty pretty pleaseee?

OML *with her best puss in boots look*

Violet8886 said...

Sweet fanfiction!

How about "Love's Leather Lost"

Violet8886 said...

Or maybe you could do a title like those Shrek movies.."Gizzy Ever After" or something like that. ;)

NovemberBride said...

OML..I second that! I've often thought a comedic Guy fanfic could be a scream. Always scowling under those pointy eyebrows with his long eyelashes batting handsomely over his amazing blue eyes...GO FOR IT, Nat!!!

oh yeah, title...Splendor in the Castle or Guy:The Not So Dark Knight. See? I am so not a writer.

joanna said...

"Hitory of Rosalin- a happy goat"

Riv said...

Gizzy is No Sissy - A Guyliner Story.

Lady Rose said...

OMG this is great! I WANT TO SEE A SEQUEL!

The deadly gaze - sometimes stalkers aren't creepy.

Avalon said...

NAT! You are so bad, calling sweet Robin a weasel!

phylly3 said...

Hey! I like this! More, please? So you have a new love interest for Gizzy named Roselyn? I think you should have named her Natalie! ;)

Anonymous said...

Love it, Nat! One way to write fan fic. So funny!

@Violet, "Love's Leather Lost" - how good is that!!

fitzg

trudereads said...

I love your fanfic!!!!

And a title??? weel maybe,

Gizzy, don't turn your leather back on me.

Trudereads

cindy said...

No idea for a title (because i am massively uncreative) but i'm begging you to continue this. Totally hilarious!

JEMAA said...

How about - "It's a "Guy" Thing!
Looking forward to the next installment!

Anonymous said...

LOL! As for a title, erm, The Tale of the Lovestruck Leather-clad Locksley Lord. *giggle* Oh and Nat, you really should continue your little story. :-)

Jen J

BETH said...

Oh Natalie, and everyone! our boy appeared in the first video up on your facebook Peter Jackson! OMG! Besos from Argentina.

Violet8886 said...

Going with the guyliner theme someone else brought up. Maybe Gizzy could come up with a makeup book. How to artfully apply eyeliner to look extra evil/sexy..;)

Miss Tarleton said...

I can't come up with a witty title, but I just had to say how much I love this. I've read it like five times since it was posted. XD The whole thing is completely hilarious, but at "let's watch it with him" I totally lost it!

You are a genius, please make this go serial! :D

Lady Gis-Monet Thornton said...

How about "Leathery Gizzy's A Series of Unfortunate Events"? Lol, parody of Lemony Snickett. Gosh, haven't visited the blog in ages but happy to be back! thanks for making my night Natalie!!! :D

Lady Gis-Monet Thornton said...

How about "Leathery Gizzy's A Series of Unfortunate Events"? Lol, as a Lemony Snickett parody. Good grief, haven't been to the blog in AGES! Thanks for making my night, Nat! :D

Alyssa said...

How about "Leathery Gizzy's A Series of Unfortunate Events"? hehe. Haven't been to the blog in too long! Glad to be back! Thanks for the laugh, Nat!!!

charistia said...

You are such a funny girl... I could not find any appropriate title to reach your hights :P

The only reason I personally did not watch the RH Series in that time, when it was filmed in my homeland country, was RH himself. He looks like a famous HU comedian (nice chap anyway), so I choose to skip it.
What a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I was. I should have checked the OTHER GUY, right? :)

OK, one try:
Roses on Leather

(Rose would be = Roselyn of course in this case.)

Violet8886 said...

Good titles so far

Anonymous said...

"Smouldering in Mouldering Leather"? (by the end of the long hot summer on the Hungarian plain)

Well, maybe not. :)

fitzg

Nat at RA FanBlog said...

I have LOVED reading all of these comments, especially those with the title suggestions. Hilarious! :) Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

Fun2Squee said...

Guy: Our Knight in Shining Leather
versus... ScroungeRob SquirrelPants.