(Why call it Robin Hood when we all know
it was really The Gizzy Show?)
A few weeks ago, I met Maid Marian.
Okay, so she is actually a cleaning lady named Marian
and she did a fabulous job getting my house ready to sell.
Soon after, I met Robin Hood.
Robin is actually my sister's friend who happened to be wearing a hoodie.
(It turns out he owns a set of bow and arrows too!)
I'm related to Will Scarlet...
who is my cousin's little boy Will,
with a head of scarlet hair.
I know the Sheriff.
He lives up the road from me and has a nice wife
and 4 kids. He also has a full head of hair and all of his teeth.
Last, but not least...
I've been to Guy's house.
I've been to Guy's house.
He is my friend's dad, who is an awesome cook.
(And I would never, ever want to see him in tight leather!!!)
It is now my goal to meet Alan A Dale,
a friar named Tuck and a girl named Djaq.
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The closest I'll get to a Friar would be in the meat department -- a chicken "fryer". :D Shouldn't be too hard to find an Alan or two. Maybe one from Riverdale? Good luck with the girl named Djaq! Love the red-haired Will! :)
That, my dear Nat, is awesome.
I only have a Will-clone working at my local grocery store.
But, I'm thankful for what I have! ;)
Oh, this is hilarious.
Good luck with your house sale. It is very nerve racking, I know from experience.
I love your sense of humor
In my country it will be difficult to find people with these names (and certainly not in the vicinity of my small town ;-)). Although not, in my work is a Marian (but you must know that in my country, the name of Marian is a male name - so I suppose I can't counted to the list).
I keep my fingers crossed for your house sale
Love this! This is too funny! I hope your house sell goes well. Right time of year though. Perfect time, everything looks good in Spring and Summer. I love how you mix humor into your posts. Very whimsical. :)
Thanks for the laugh Nat!
My uncle Marian look like your Gay:D:D
Little boy Will is so cuuute:)(future heartthrob?)
Oh Nat, lucky you to have your real-life Robin Hood buddies :)
Have a great weekend everyone!
I enjoyed your post. It’s a lot like college – we should absorb everything we can but ultimately you need to take what you’ve learned and apply it.
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