Please read through these captions and vote for your favorites on the right bar. (You may vote more than once.) The poll will be open all weekend, closing Monday Oct. 19th at 12:00 am central time. The winning caption will then be featured in the photo with a voice bubble and the winner will get... um... plenty of praise. :)
1) "My name is Lucas North and I have a big, big...
gun."
2) "I'm undressing you with my eyes!"
3) "I hate these photoshoots! When will this be over - my elbow's going numb!"
4) "Just try not to have a crush on me!!!"
5) "My name is Richard but you can call me Dicky-boy."
6) "I like my women middle-aged and obsessive!"
7) “Where you going? I saved you a spot right here.”
8) “Now, now ladies...one at time...one at a time!”
9) "Its time for your bedtime story."
10) "Why yes, this is the casting couch for my next show. Would you care to audition?"
11) "I bought this shirt cos it matched your sofa"
12) "Oh dear I forgot to tell you there's industrial strength leather adhesive on that part of the sofa… oops"
13) Richard: "WitchyWoman.Give me back my tie"
WitchyWoman: "Come over here and get it back yourself"
14) (Richard thinking to himself) "I wish this Monet guy would hurry up and finish my portrait...its been hours.”
15) "You, the saucy wench on the right, you're next.”
16) “I wish that photographer would hurry up and take my pic I think my leg's gone to sleep!”
17) “Some say my stare is more powerful than the sun itself.”
18) “You can look but you can't touch.”
19) "and when you open your eyes you will believe this man is actually your husband"
20) “First I'll pose, and then I'll…”
21) “I'm all dressed up with no place to go.”
22) “I only have eyes for YOU!”
23) "I'm Rarmitage, THE RARMITAGE.”
24) “FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Loving home required for young male. Needs lots of TLC (tender loving care), very clean, handy around the house and loves children (but couldn't eat a whole one!) Loves nothing better than curling up on the bottom of the bed and having his tummy tickled. (As you can see from the picture!) Would be ideal company for mad, middle aged, sex obsessed women!”
25) “Come now? Do you seriously think you can resist me?”
26) “C'mon...what are you waiting for?
Come here... get closer...I promise I will be a good Guy.”
27) "Rock the cradle of love... sent from heaven above"
28) “Jealousy is a Disease… Get well soon B...aitches”
29) “Women!!! Want to treat yourself this Christmas?? We have the perfect gift for you. The Richard Armitage Doll. Comes in a variety of outfits (suit(as above),Handsome Mill Owner, Swimwear, Evil Henchman, MI5 agent etc) complete with full working parts. Order now to avoid disappointment!!”
30) "Don't swoon all of you, just pretending. Ain't I a very talented actor?"
31) “30 lashes with a wet noodle!”
Thank you to all of those who submitted captions!
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