Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts

Aug 22, 2011

For the birthday chap.



This is what I contributed to the birthday book
put together by RA blogger, Calexora.  (The "hot" guy in sunglasses
should've probably had a beard, but this was created before
the Captain America premier. Dang it.)

Happy Richard Armitage Day, everyone!
(Isn't that what it is in RA land? A little holiday.)

Remember last year's 39th Birthday Bash,
aka: The Great Limerick Round-Up?  Click HERE
to refresh your memory!  Good times.

And I have to throw this vid in here because it's HILARIOUS and
appropriate for any birthday. Comedian Jim Gaffigan's shpill on cake! Classic.
*Pause the blog's background music (bottom of screen) before viewing*

Jun 10, 2011

The Gizzy Show Cast


(Why call it Robin Hood when we all know
it was really The Gizzy Show?)

A few weeks ago, I met Maid Marian.
Okay, so she is actually a cleaning lady named Marian
and she did a fabulous job getting my house ready to sell.

Soon after, I met Robin Hood.
Robin is actually my sister's friend who happened to be wearing a hoodie.
(It turns out he owns a set of bow and arrows too!)

I'm related to Will Scarlet...
who is my cousin's little boy Will,
with a head of scarlet hair.

I know the Sheriff.
He lives up the road from me and has a nice wife
and 4 kids.  He also has a full head of hair and all of his teeth.

Last, but not least...
I've been to Guy's house.
He is my friend's dad, who is an awesome cook.
(And I would never, ever want to see him in tight leather!!!)

It is now my goal to meet Alan A Dale,
a friar named Tuck and a girl named Djaq.


Jun 9, 2011

If Lucas North had a Stick-Figure Richard tattoo...


When I checked my messages this morning,
I was surprised to find this present waiting for me from MaidMelee:
HAHAHA!  Thanks for making me laugh, MaidMelee! :)

You can see other funny RA character
drawings by MaidMelee at her DeviantArt gallery HERE.

Mar 16, 2011

Fan Letters to Armitage Characters


*FanstRAvaganza Day 3*

A while ago, I asked the question:
If you could write a fan letter to one of
Richard's characters, what would you say?

Here's what a few RA fans wrote...

 Lucas,

Anything.
Anywhere.
Anytime....

Skully

Sir Guy,

Could you please loan some leather to Mr. Thornton?
He needs to loosen up a bit.

~violet8886

Dear Paul,
When I woke up this morning, you were gone!
I noticed you still had your socks on, but this time you left your shoes!
Stop by later, Hot Stuff...
I'll see you in my dreams.
Love ya,
Your #1 Fangirl (you know who!)

To all Richard's characters, especially Gisborne:
TAKE ME NOW.
~Nicole

Dear Mr North,
As you are no longer working for MI5 and have a very astute knowledge of all the back alleys of London – and I do not believe you left London the way it was suggestively depicted in Spooks 9.8 – I have a job offer for you. Could you lead theme tours through London, showing all the Spooks-related places and interesting sights? I know, after being head spy for MI5, this might seem a bit of a step down, but at least none of your former colleagues would suspect you still being in London and guiding funny and crazy RA-fans through town. Therefore, it would be the optimal hiding place right under the nose of MI5. Please let me know, if such an idea is interesting for you, as I will visit London soon and would love to attend such a tour myself (as I must admit, I belong to the crazy bunch).
Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.
Respectfully yours,
C. Doart
P.S.: Besides the tour through London, I also would love to hear the real story behind the events of Spooks 9 and your version of the explosion in Dakar.


 Dear Guy,

Which 80s rock star were you channeling with your black leather get up?
Just wondering.....you look FANTASTIC in leather, BTW....

XoXo, Maria


Dear Lucas,

Did you by any chance take that boiler suit home with you?

~Sue


 Darling John,

If you proposed to ME, I wouldn't turn you down.

Love, Bev



Dear Richard's Beard,
(Er, does that count as a character?)

I am so jealous of you, snuggling up to Richard's face like that!
Remember to mind your manners- don't get too itchy or catch too many crumbs.

~Your Secret Admirer

[Update:  Richard was recently spotted without his beard. 
Click HERE.  "Secret Admirer" must've scared it away. :) ]

Dear Paul,

Got a smashing view of your backside the other day and just had to write and say what a lovely bum you have!  Please feel free to flash those peaches as much as you like, especially in my direction!

~Sue



Dear Mr. Thornton,

Please don't ever put that cravat back on again.
Oh yes, and where can I find a yellow rose?
I looked in the hedgerow, but to no avail.
Maybe you could come help me?

Your ardent admirer forever,
Gwen

Cher Monsieur Monet,

Vos eyes are comme le ciel and blue as the sea;
Some melt at the sight, while others just squee.

Your clothes are a mess, and your hair a disaster -
But the poppies and lilies are simply a gasper.

The last, mon cher, was meant as a paeon,
Because those fleurs are a grand turn-on.
Because your eyes are hyacinth blue –
only the goat-beard must go too

To join the clothes in the Seine, never to be seen again.
The rest may stay and delight all nous;
To feast our eyes on a lovely vous.

Excusez, je beg, mon franglaise,
Malheureusement, I am not une francaise...

~fitzg


Dear Sir Guy,

If you need help getting into that oh so tight leather you know where I am.

~Sunshine387

PS-I'll be your Marian

Lucas,
WTF?!! Sorry, I promised myself I'd remain calm. I do feel for you. It's just not fair! I mean there you were, shut away from the world in that Russian prison camp for 8 years being tortured and half starved...that part was true wasn't it? Then you come back and find out your ex-wife turned into a Russian spy and treats you like a leper! When you finally meet a woman who seems to care for you, she turns into a two-faced killer with antifreeze in her veins and a master plan for world domination. I really enjoyed the way you finally told her off. That was great! Except that you must have forgotten when you said those words to her that you were in fact exactly the same, but I guess you didn't know yet because the scriptwriters failed to inform you (probably because they hadn't written that part yet).
So because I am your fan, I am refusing to believe all those bad things you supposedly did before you joined the Spooks team. I will even ignore the very questionable way you behaved in the last few episodes of series 9. I mean, how could you even think of doing any harm to dear old Malcolm? I think the Russians brainwashed you, and something in that suitcase triggered you into acting like a rogue agent. It's all a huge lie which will be explained properly some day if there is any justice in the world! Oh help! That's a very big IF!
Until then, stay strong, fight the good fight and remember what William Blake says:
A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.
Your fan,
Phylly3

Dear Guy,
I was going to suggest you wear something other than black leather every once in a while, but then I realized how wrong that would be.
Please don't ever wear anything other than black leather.
Sorry about Marian. I don't know why she went and died on you.
*I* wouldn't have.
Lots of love,
Gwen


John Thornton, Manufacturer & Magistrate
Marlborough Mills
Milton
Darks.

Sir,
It has come to my attention that you have recently come into some £15,000. Pursuant to this fact, I have undertaken steps to sue you on behalf of a certain Mr. Stevens, a defenseless man who was not your equal, and who, on the afternoon of Nov. 17 inst., was thoroughly beaten up by you.
Furthermore, this incident was witnessed; to wit: some 40,000 Ladies of Good Standing through a new scientific invention called a DVD, which, like Mr. Awkwright’s invention of which you yourself are said to admire, provides irrefutable evidence that aforesaid incident did indeed take place.
My firm has sent out inquiries all over the globe to aforementioned Ladies for written depositions confirming the incident. We were very pleased to receive an immediate response favorable to my client from a Miss Latimer of Milton, who tells us she is eagerly looking forward to testifying against you. Oddly enough, though, all other depositions received so far, while agreeing wholeheartedly that my client was nowhere near your equal, are also of the opinion that my client was a fool who put everyone at risk. It’s clear then, that you have got to them first, and in a big way. I am undaunted nevertheless, and only await two more of the necessary witnesses to come forth to proceed with the case.

Please consider this letter only as a fair warning between gentlemen (not you so much, but me certainly.)

Sincerely,
Henry Lennox, Esq.

P.S. I assure you that this lawsuit has nothing whatever to do with your lately betrothed, Miss Hale, for whom I still have the utmost respect despite her (pretty weird, frankly, in my view) opinions in regard to knowing a good thing when she sees it.

~submitted by runeybette


Dear Ralph John Standring,

It came as a surprise to your bride-to-be and the viewers of the BBC series of Sparkhouse to learn that your first name was Ralph and this surprise is in many ways symptomatic of the kind of man you are. You seem to be a very shy, awkward country bumpkin, in your grungy woolly jumpers and your multicoloured jackets. Your curly shaggy hair almost conceals your face and seems to reside under a woollen beanie before you get your hair cut. For me you are the epitome of that old adage "all that glitters is not gold." Even before the make-over, the observant viewer can make out the contours of the man you are. You reside with your grandfather, taking good care of him. When the old man dies, the church is packed with friends and well-wishers, as you tell Carol. That suggests that your grandfather was well-liked and respected in the community and I’m sure you share some of that regard. You are kind and loyal. Even those seemingly undeserving of people’s good opinion as Carol’s vicious dad are never subject to your contempt, but treated with care as a human being. You are a farmer and it is never suggested that you are anything but good at what you do. You are loyal in service and continue to work long after others would have left Carol’s feckless father to his own downfall. You are a good friend to Lisa from the beginning.
Under those overalls we notice the man. Broad shoulders that can bear troubles, long legs that stride about your work, strong arms that can help in a crisis, long delicate fingers that caress and care for and blue blue eyes that shyly express concern and love. You have loved Carol for the longest time, but it is when she suggests that you get together to make Andrew jealous that you realise that you love her as a man loves a woman. You have your moments of insecurity, of acute embarrassment and where you are tentative and unsure of how to approach your woman. You are overjoyed when she suggests marriage, but you are not willing to settle for less than a real relationship and hopefully, kids. Carol’s old attachment to Andrew threatens your relationship, and you now show your manliness. Your stature grows, your back straightens, you’re willing to take on Andrew and put him in his place. Meanwhile, even though you discover Carol’s direst secret, you bleed for her and reassure her with the most touching lines in the series, ”Never think you can’t tell me anything.”
You are born and bred in Yorkshire and like the Yorkshire landscape, you symbolise the seemingly unimpressive, but steadfast unto death. I see your true worth!

Your admirer,
MillyMe

A big thanks to everyone who participated! :)

Now it's your turn!
If you could write a letter to one of
Richard's characters, what would you say?


Jan 26, 2011

Grab a needle & thread- Part 2


Inspired by the Richard Armitage cross-stitch patterns
featured in last week's post, The Richard Armitage Fan Blog proudly presents...

The Stick-Figure Richard cross-stitch pattern!
*Absolutely FREE with no ebay purchase required!!!*
How lucky are you to be a blog reader!?  You're welcome.
Sure, CS-SFR may be a bit bow-legged... but that just gives him character.
Sure, this may not actually work as a "real" cross-stitch pattern since they're probably supposed to be
lined up just right on graph paper or something... but that's lame!  And I don't have any graph paper. 

Dec 10, 2010

How the Giz Stole Christmas


Every Knot-Head down in Nottingham liked Christmas a lot…
but the Giz, who lived just north in Locksley, did NOT!
The Giz hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his belt wasn't buckled on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his boots were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
may have been that his leather was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, his boots or his threads,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Knot-Heads,
staring down from the castle with a brooding, Gizzy frown,
at the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Knot-head down in Nottingham beneath,
was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
“And they’re hanging their stockings!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Gizzy gloved fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!”
For tomorrow, he knew, all the Nottingham girls and boys,
would wake bright and early. They’d rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise!
Noise! Noise! Noise!
That’s one thing he hated! The NOISE!
NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Knot-Heads, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they’d feast! And they’d feast! And they’d FEAST!
FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on medieval pudding, and rare Sherwood-roast beast.
Which was something the Giz couldn’t stand in the least!
And THEN they’d do something he liked least of all!
Every Knot-Head down in Nottingham, the tall and the small,
would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They’d stand hand-in-hand. And the Knot-Heads would start singing!
They’d sing! And they’d sing! And they’d SING!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Giz thought of this Nottingham Christmas Sing,
The more the Giz thought, “I must stop this whole thing!”
“Why, for thirty-five years I’ve put up with it now!”
“I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?”
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE GIZ GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” the Giz laughed as he spat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus scarf and a hat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a great Gizzy trick!”
“With this scarf and this hat, I look just like Saint Nick!”
“All I need is a reindeer…” the Giz looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the ol' Gizzy? No! The Giz simply said,
“If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!”
So he called his pal, Vasey. Then he took some red thread,
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
THEN He loaded some bags and some old empty containers,
On a ramshackle sleigh and he hitched up old Vazer.
Then the Giz said, “Giddap!” and the sleigh started down,
Toward the homes where the Knot-Heads lay asnooze in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Knot-Heads were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square.
“This is stop number one,” the old Gizzy Claus hissed,
And he snuck in their house, empty bags in his fist.
He slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Bows! And arrows! Hooded cloaks! Drums!
Checkerboards! Axes! Teddy Bears! And plums!
While the Knot-Heads were snoozing, the Giz crept through town,
taking gifts and decorations, anything to be found!
Then he slunk to the icebox. He took their feast!
He took the medieval pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Giz even took their last can of Knot-hash!
It was quarter past dawn… All the Knot-Heads, still a-bed,
All still asnooze when he packed up his sled.
Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!
He hid it away in the castle's tallest tower.
He sat a-top of the load feeling mighty empowered!
“PoohPooh to the Knot-Heads!” he was Gizzishly humming.
“They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming!”
“They’re just waking up! I know just what they’ll do!”
“Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
Then the Knot-Heads down in Nottingham will all cry BooHoo!”
“That’s a noise,” grinned the Giz, “That I simply MUST hear!”
So he paused. And the Giz put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn’t sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn’t be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at Nottingham! The Giz popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Knot-Head down in Nottingham, the tall and the small,
was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN’T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Giz, with his Giz-boots ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?”
“It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!”
“It came without packages, boxes or bags!”
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Giz thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store.”
“Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”
And what happened then? Well…in Nottingham they say,
that the Giz’s hair grew several inches that day!
And the minute his leather didn’t feel quite so tight,
he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light,
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Giz carved the roast beast!


~Wishing you a warm and Gizzy Christmas season!~
From Nat at The Richard Armitage Fan Blog


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As you know, this was a twist on the 
Dr. Seuss classic "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."
For another Seuss/Armitage combo, click HERE.
The good Doctor is one of my faves.


Screencaps courtesy of RichardArmitageNet's Gallery